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[21 Sep 2006|04:28pm] |
Stolen from ![[info]](http://l-stat.livejournal.com/img/userinfo.gif) cultnirvana to help alleviate my boredom as I wait around for my Tesco delivery...
IF YOU'RE ON MY FRIENDS LIST,
I want to know 28 things about you. I don't care if we've never talked, never liked each other, or if we already know everything about each other. I really don't. You are obviously on my list, so let me know with whom I am friends!
1. Your Middle Name:
2. Age:
3. Single or Taken:
4. Favorite Movie:
5. Favorite Song:
6. Favorite Band/Artist:
7. Dirty or Clean:
8. Tattoos and/or Piercings:
HERE COMES THE...
1. Do we know each other outside of LJ?
2. Whats your philosophy on life?
3. Would you have my back in a fight?
4. Would you keep a secret from me if you thought it was in my best interest?
5. What is your favorite memory of us?
6. Would you give me a kidney?
7. Tell me one odd/interesting fact about you:
8. Would you take care of me when I'm sick?
9. Can we get together and make a cake?
10. Have you heard any rumors of me lately?
11. Do you/have you talk(ed) crap about me?
12. Do you think I'm a good person?
13. Would you drive across country with me?
14. Do you think I'm attractive?
15. If you could change anything about me, would you?
16. What do you wear to sleep?
17. Would you come over for no reason just to hang out?
18. Would you go on a date with me if i asked you?
19. If I only had one day to live, what would we do together?
20. Will you repost this so i can fill it out for you?
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[19 Aug 2006|09:26pm] |
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Yay!!
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| Beach Party |
[12 Aug 2006|01:19am] |
I assumed that something billed as a 'fancy dress disco' would have a dance area rather than four hundred and seven pool tables.
I was wrong.
By the end, Becca and I had reached a point that we can only describe as 'horny' - but for dancing rather than sex. So therefore, without being drunk at all, we jumped up and danced the last few tunes in amongst the table area. As soon as we did, like twenty people followed suit. Ha.
Pictures are on facebook...
Quotes:
Becca: "I am... Captain Lesbian!"
Me: "He vibrates five times a night!?"
(I meant masturbates...)
Me: (yelling) "Nicci wants that man's lei!"
All: (immature laughter)
Me: "Waaaaaaaaaaah my skirt is blowing up! That won't do..."
Nicci: (on another subject) "I want to see the Epic Level twat."
Me: "... ..."
Becca: "At least it's not the twat of Epic Proportions..."
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[11 Aug 2006|05:19pm] |
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Stupid twat buyers on eBay. They make me soooo cross and it's SO hard to be polite and subservient in those circumstances.
On the upside, I have a lovely new bra and knickers set. Hello boobs. I also was vaguely tempted by the Bay sale, but I'm retail-sated for quite a while.
You all have to promise that you won't sue me when my sitcom comes out on tv, ha. If you do I'll just deny that said character/event was based on you. Prove it. Hahahaha.
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| Videos |
[10 Aug 2006|08:51am] |
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Hill-ying shows off her grace... and aim.
Tak and Ryan are dancing fiends.
Becca gets carried away watching the music videos at Que Pasa.
I suppose asking for a normal serenade would be too much...
Hill-ying had a strange man in the lounge... Becca and I put up surveillance.
The bongo game makes Hill-ying go very squeaky.
It makes you slide - apparently.
Me, Hill-ying and Jacqui on the trampoline
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[08 Aug 2006|02:52am] |
Meme from vixen_of_light.
1. What are your siblings' middle names?
Jonathan James, Emily Charlotte-Maeve and Alice Elisabeth-Claire.
2. Where is your dad right now?
I wouldn't know. But as it's 3am I assume he's in bed.
3. What was the last thing you said?
Probably "Love you, bye."
4. What is something you've learned recently?
...Spanish??
5. What colour is your watch?
I don't have one.
6. What do you think of when you think of Australia?
Kangaroos, barbeques on the beach, the ubiquitous cousins... (keeps VoL's answer for it is perfect)
7. When was the last time you squatted to pee?
Ha, I don't have the leg muscles for that.
8. Who is the last person you liked?
As in, fancied? Adrian?
9. Are you close to your mum?
Not physically at the moment. But yes. She got me a new phone, woo!
10. Where do your best friends work?
With perfume, with meat and temping :P
11. What is your least attractive feature?
Judgemental.
12. How old were you when you started wearing a bra?
10. It was white with pink roses on it. Nic once pinged the strap in the playground the following year and it broke. My teacher had to ring my mother to bring me a new one in. The shame.
13. What color are your pants?
I'm wearing pistachio green girl boxers with a heart shaped button and fake fly. Ha, how detailed.
14. Do you have a roommate?
No, unless you count Adrian. But I have four housemates...
15. What color is your bedroom flooring?
Blue.
16. Do you have a chair in your room?
Yup. And a blow-up pink one, And a stool so I can reach the top of my cupboard...
17. What time of day were you born?
11.35pm.
18. Do you know anyone who is engaged?
At least three spring immediately to mind. And of course, we have one set of newly-weds.
19. What's your favorite number(s)?
8 - which is why I always pick 4 on a D6 for important roleplaying decisions... I don't have to fear any more, when I was in Mexico I found Adrian's D6 that always fucks me over and I gave it away. Bwahahahaha.
20. Do you know anyone named Laurie?
Alasdair's sister.
21. What colour is your mum's hair?
Same as mine in truth, it's just covered with blonde dye.
22. Do you have a dog?
Two golden retrievers.
23. Where did you live in 1987?
Greenford, Middlesex.
24. What happened to you in 1993?
My sister Emily was born.
25. Does your first memory involve your dad?
I can't discern what my first memory is. I think it's getting stung on the nose by a bee.
26. Do you remember singing any songs as kids?
Yeah, my mum would put power ballads on every night when Jonathan and I got out of the bath and we'd run around holding our towels out like streaming hair...
27. When was the last time you went swimming?
In Acapulco last month.
28. Has your luggage ever gotten lost?
Nope.
29. When was the last time you talked to one of your siblings?
I've spoken to all three of them via MSN tonight and I saw them on Sunday.
30. Did you ever go to camp as a kid?
No. I was a Scout for like, seven months.
31. Do you play an instrument?
I should really, but I refuse to cut my nails.
32. Have you ever thought it would be cool to smash a guitar?
No, they're expensive.
33. Do you like fire?
I like the noise and the smell of a fire in a fireplace.
34. Where is your best friend from?
Bucks. Ha.
35. Are you allergic to anything?
Cheese, etc etc etc...
36. When was the last time you cried?
When I left Mexico.
37. What kind of shampoo do you use?
Aussie. There's more to life than hair, but it's a good place to start. Apparently.
38. Have you ever been to a spa?
No... there was one at the resort in Acapulco but I would have had to have gone alone.
39. Were you popular in high school?
Define popular... I'm sure far more people liked me than didn't!
40. Did you take science all five years of high school?
Hahahahahahahahaha... no...
41. Do you like butterflies?
They're nice for atmosphere.
42. What is the last book you read?
Narnia: The Last Battle. I have to talk about them in my dissertation, so I skimmed through it in the bath the other day.
43. Do you like Coke or Pepsi more?
I don't drink fizzy drinks, but I never did like Pepsi. However, I did learn the other day that Malibu and Pepsi tastes nicer than Malibu and Coke. Oh, how long I've wasted!
44. What is one thing you miss about your past?
Being able to entertain myself so effortlessly. Drama stuff.
45. Did you ever see the school nurse?
Hell yeah. I used to go and sleep in the medical room during my free periods. She loved me.
46. Have you ever wanted to be a teacher?
Yeah, but you get paid hardly ANYTHING for the work you do.
47. What is one thing you've learned about your life recently?
I want to get married and reasonably soon!
48. Are you jealous of anyone?
People who have money and stuff to do.
49. Is anyone jealous of you?
People who have no solitude or free time, probably.
50. When was the last time you were in an elevator?
Would have been Heathrow, last month.
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[07 Aug 2006|10:54am] |
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I wrote something. Something not fluffy and romantic. Something not a fanfic. Howwwww unlike me. I'm vaguely wary of putting the link - it's about first loves and I don't want a load of Nic-centred psychoanalysis @.@
Woah... talk about catharsis... Probably less than 1,500 words and whoosh, it's just cleaned me right out. I almost feel dizzy.
Oh well, I suppose it's for the best. I am flirting with the idea of a Creative Writing MA, so I should have a more recent portfolio... and receive criticism on it... *cringes*
http://menstrualmiko.wordpress.com/
(And I know I'm using the same layout as you, Mia dear, but all the other templates are fugly.)
EDIT: Oh my god I'm psychoanalysing it now. I'm noticing in horror how I subconciously called the girl Ella (same letter, same length as me...) and the guy Dominic. HAHAHAHA good lord. And he has a silver bike. Okay, so there are SOME parallels. It's still not about us.
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| Chat-up lines heard around Royal Holloway |
[07 Aug 2006|06:48am] |
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"I'm a Geologist. I can make your bed rock."
(licks finger, touches it to girl's clothes)
"Let me help you out of those wet things..."
"That dress looks great on you. But it would look better on my bedroom floor."
"That dress is very becoming. If you wore me, I'd be coming on you too."
"Are you ticklish? Not even around your bellybutton? Can I try tickling it... from the inside?"
"I want to kiss you passionately on the lips, lots of tongue... and then move up to your breasts."
"The word of the day is 'legs'. Let's spread the word."
"Was your father a baker? Cos you've got a great set of buns."
"Do you believe in love at first sight, or should I walk past again?"
"Look at you with all those curves and me with no brakes!"
"If I told you that you have a beautiful body... would you hold it against me?"
(checks label on the collar of girl's top)
"I was just checking to see if you were Made In Heaven."
(walks straight into girl)
"Oh sorry! I thought you were an illusion!"
"You'd better bring a helmet, cos you'll be going through the headboard."
(uses index finger to call girl over)
"If I can make you come that quickly with just this finger, imagine what I can do with my whole hand."
"You're like a mirror. I can see myself in you."
"You're like a spanner. Every time I look at you my nuts tighten."
"Got any Irish/Mexican/etc in you? ...Would you like some?"
"Hey, do you want to see something really swell?"
"I've got the hot dog and you've got the bun."
"Have you ever lived on a chicken farm? Because you sure now how to raise cocks."
"Hey, can you help me with my maths? We can subtract our clothes, divide your legs and multiply."
"Hey, would you mind if I sat here and stared at you from up close rather than from across the room?"
"Have you already lost your virginity? Can I have the box it came in?"
"There must be something wrong with my eyes. I can't take them off you."
"Hiya. I've got a five inch tongue and I can breathe through my ears. Tell me you don't want my number."
"You're an English student? I'm an English student! How about we get together? It'll be poetry in motion!"
"I'll make you shiver when I deliver..."
"Do I know you? No? Aww wishful thinking then..."
"It's cold in here, can I use your thighs as earmuffs?"
"The only reason I would kick you out of bed would be to fuck you on the floor!"
"Excuse me, but you just dropped something. My JAW!"
"Do you have a map? I've gotten lost in your eyes..."
"Hi, we'd look great in photos together."
"How does it feel to be the most beautiful girl on campus?"
"You remind me of my first wife..." ("Oh, you've been married?") "Not yet."
"Hi, I'm doing my dissertation on beauty - can I interview you?"
"All the other girls in here are rough drafts... and you're the final copy!"
"Hi, can I have your name? When I'm masturbating later, I'll need a name to go with the face."
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[07 Aug 2006|02:59am] |
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[This] happened riiiiiiiiiiight behind my house. And yup, we were all outside having the Bouncy Party. My aunt was vaguely drunk and on the phone to my grandmother, then started screaming and crying "Dial 999, dial 999!" - whilst continuing to run around *with* the phone.
In other news, Jacqui gave my Fushigi Yuugi boxsets back... so after over a year I can crush all over Tamahome again. Mmm Tamahome. The only bad thing is that I only have eleven days to bask in the Tamahome goodness before Adrian gets home. Bah.
Oooh Tamahome, where have you been all my summer? ♥
How many times can I say 'Tamahome' in one post?
Five apparently.
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[04 Aug 2006|05:22am] |
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Belatedly stolen from brankani.
Ask me to take a picture of any aspect of my life that you're interested in/curious about - it can be anything from where I live to my favourite shoes. Leave your choice here as a comment, and I will reciprocate by taking pictures & posting them as an LJ entry.
...except don't ask me about my favourite shoes unless you're expecting like fifteen separate photos. There is just too much choice, even after I sold a ton on eBay.
Play with me. I'm turning into a hermit.
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[03 Aug 2006|02:21am] |
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I've been bombarded with nostalgia lately being as my little sister has recently thurst herself into the murky depths of ff.net (did I mention she chose the username 'erinachanjr'? Oh dear...).
This morning I had quite an extensive conversation with Nicci about Pokémon and fanfiction... lovely and nostalgic. Apparently Twinch is having a Pokémon phase at least eight years after everyone else in the world, going through the anime and wanting to play the games...
And I just read (this) and got even more squishy!nostalgic.
OMG TRUE LOVE AAML FOREVER.
*ahem*
*grows back up*
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[02 Aug 2006|09:21pm] |
In other news I want Adrian to come home now. I am bored of myself. Mundane things are so much more fulfilling when you have someone to do them with.
God our bath takes bloody ages to fill X.x
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[02 Aug 2006|02:23am] |
iTunes eight-ball (taken fromorangeskittles7): put your iTunes on random, then ask it each question before going to the next song.
What do you think of me, iTunes?
I Want You Bad - The Offspring
Will I have a happy life?
Liberi Fatali - FFVIII
What do my friends really think of me?
Just What I Needed - Sister Hazel
Do people secretly lust after me?
All That I've Got - The Used
How can I make myself happy?
Walk Like An Egyptian - The Bangles
What should I do with my life?
Find The Colour - Feeder
Why must life be so full of pain?
Beautiful Girl - INXS
How can I maximize my pleasure during sex?
Don't Dream It's Over - Sixpence None The Richer
Will I ever have children?
Vertigo - American Hi-Fi
Will I die happy?
Love Somebody Like You - Keith Urban
Can you give me some advice?
I Was Made For Loving You - KISS
What do you think happiness is?
Beat Your Heart Out - The Distillers
What's my favourite fetish?
Cool - Gwen Stefani
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[30 Jul 2006|02:23pm] |
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Wooooo. Please keep the wine from me in future. Or at least make sure I've not rapidly eaten about eight plates of food alongside it.
Loving the fact that no matter what or how much I seem to drink, I never get remotely hungover. Thank you, Irish blood!
Okay then, next time I'm scheduled to get Drunk with a capital D is February - because we can't break the tradition of Hill-ying's birthday now, can we?
So yes, yes, I was the wedding drunk. But surely Jenni would have preferred me to some elderly uncle who decided it was time for everyone to get naked?
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| Invitations |
[25 Jul 2006|10:33am] |
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Saturday 5th August - my family's annual summer party. Big trampoline. Huge bouncy castle slide thing. I'll be there trying to ignore various members of my family (some of them think I've made Adrian up to 'be rebellious' - I'm very confused).
Saturday 19th August - Nicci's 21st (and a smattering of my 20th and Welcome Back Adrian ♥). Party at Elmbank. I wish for it to be filled with lots of interesting people. Nicci wishes for it to be themed; she's thinking about 'masks' - but we shall see.
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[20 Jul 2006|04:11am] |
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You know you're slipping into a heat coma when you get genuinely startled and think that My Chemical Romance are talking to you.
You like D&D, Audrey Hepburn, Fangoria, Harry Houdini, and croquet.
*blink blink*
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[19 Jul 2006|06:16am] |
So, boredom and Joanne have got me, Becca and Nicci joined up to Facebook. And thereon we look sad and as if we have no friends. Anyone else on there?
(You should be, it is frighteningly addictive...)
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| Riny & Becca's drunken rampage |
[17 Jul 2006|12:30am] |
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So yup, we went out and we took my [camera] with us...
Getting ready to go out I felt ignored by boyfriend... So I sent a well scripted text, something along the lines of... "I am so desperately lonely... Becca and I going out. I wonder if I will get any attention?"
No reply. So after a while I sent... "Getting dressed. I wonder if I wear those shoes you think are soooo sexy, will I meet someone who doesn't ignore me?"
Finally, as I was leaving, I sent the unsubtle: "Right so, sexy shoes, straightened hair, new dress and eye makeup. Bet you'd think I look stunning. Off to get drunk around strange men now, bye!"
Hours and lots of Malibu later, I left the subtle behind... "Sorry if this doesn't make sense, but I'm incredibly pissed and this bearded man is going down on me, which is quite distracting..."
Cue instant phonecall.
Bwahahahaha.
The walk home vaguely tipsy was fun.
Me: "That sounds like a dodgy Northern synonym for masturbation..."
Becca: "Synonym!"
Me: "Yes... a true English student... even when I'm drunk... I still use the word synonym..."
Becca: "Woooooo... I want porridge with synonym!"
Both: *crack up into snorty laughter*
Then Becca became convinced that the bannister on the outside of Founders looked like a Dalek that wanted to cup her breasts...
We thought it would be a good idea to textually harrass poor Adrian again, so I sent the following: "i am a slunk. it is dark. where do i live?" Game was ruined when I got a mocking "You don't sound like that when you're drunk..." message back. Damn.
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